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Stroke my Wookie

Welcome to Stroke my Wookie

We are a multi record breaking SWTOR Imperial guild on the "Darth Malgus" EU server. We have been running continuously for over 9 years across 3 servers. We have members from around the world enjoying all aspects of the game.

As a guild member you can signup for our 30+ events available each month.
> This Month's Events <
We enjoy helping you get very rich as having credits opens up so much more of the game for you.
> How To Win Millions <
We dominate the galaxy in the weekly Planetary Conquest and we encourage you to join in with over 2 billion credits in prizes every week.
> Our World Records <
If you want to make your own groups then you can ask in guild chat and our Discord #group-finder channel. Don't be afraid to ask the rest of us for help as we enjoy being a social guild!
> SMW Discord <
We have several progression raid squads for people that want more out of raiding. We provide each team with their own roster, progress tracker and killshots gallery.
> Our Progression Raid Teams <
Treat yourself!
> Join Our Guild <
Ula Vii / May 13, 2022

Warmaster Darknell 600,000,000 Conquest Points

Congratulations to Warmaster Darknell for becoming the first person in the world to achieve 600,000,000 conquest points since the patch 6 conquest changes. He has always been a driving force in conquest which he has demonstrated time and again with his leadership of our Conqueror team and the numerous victories they have helped the guild win.

🏅 Thank you Darknell, exceptionally well played! 🏅

To honor such an amazing accomplishment I have increased the /roll rewards everyone can win with our Conqueror groups to over 600 million credits each week!

Conqueror Group Prizes
The Conquerors frequently organise activities in guild chat and our Discord #group-finder channel which all guild members can join. After each activity, you can type /roll into chat to generate a random number and the player with the highest score wins.

Flashpoints/Star Fortresses/Uprisings/Heroics/Rampages/CQ World Bosses
  • Group /rolls after each to win 10 million credits | Conquerors win 20m
  • Increased from 2m | 5m

Special Boss Kills
  • Xenoanalyst II/Gravak'k/Surgok'k
  • Eyeless/Plaguehorn/Shellshock/Toxxun
  • Toborro's Courtyard During CQ Event
  • Feast of Prosperity Bosses
  • Group /rolls after each to win 10 million credits | Conquerors win 20m
  • Increased from 2m | 5m
Give yourself the Conquest Trooper role on Discord to get notified when Conqueror groups are forming and contact Darknell if you want to be promoted to our Conqueror rank where you can lead groups to access the greatest rewards and the monthly bonus contest.

Monthly Contest: We award 365 million credits to the Conquerors who helped with the most activities.
  • 1st: 100 Million Credits
  • 2nd: 85m
  • 3rd: 70m
  • 4th: 60m
  • 5th: 50m