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Stroke my Wookie

Welcome to Stroke my Wookie

We are a multi record breaking SWTOR Imperial guild on the "Darth Malgus" EU server. We have been running continuously for over 9 years across 3 servers. We have members from around the world enjoying all aspects of the game.

As a guild member you can signup for our 30+ events available each month.
> This Month's Events <
We enjoy helping you get very rich as having credits opens up so much more of the game for you.
> How To Win Millions <
We dominate the galaxy in the weekly Planetary Conquest and we encourage you to join in with over 2 billion credits in prizes every week.
> Our World Records <
If you want to make your own groups then you can ask in guild chat and our Discord #group-finder channel. Don't be afraid to ask the rest of us for help as we enjoy being a social guild!
> SMW Discord <
We have several progression raid squads for people that want more out of raiding. We provide each team with their own roster, progress tracker and killshots gallery.
> Our Progression Raid Teams <
Treat yourself!
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Ula Vii / Sep 12, 2022

Thank you to everyone who joined our Killer Wedding and helped make the final Stroke my Wookie event extra special. My previous news post SMW: A Decade Of Victories highlighted our victories, world records and achievements and being able to end the story with such a fun event was perfect.

It's been a great honor and a life changing experience leading the guild for the past 10 years. It was all made possible with the hard work and dedication of some incredible officers. Thank you to each and every one of you across the years for stepping up to help. The support and guidance you provided helped shape the lives of countless people across the world, myself included.

People say it's just a game but it's a game where I made great memories, life long friends and I met my wife. I hope you all find the same happiness that I have. ❤️

The Force finds a way!
~ Ula Vii ~


Eternal thanks to my greatest advisors
🔥 The Dark Council 🔥
Ula Vii / Jul 04, 2022

Congratulations Wookies, today marks 10 years since our guild was founded and we started kicking ass! There are not many guilds that can say they survived the chaos of the early times, multiple server merges and 10 years of uninterrupted awesomeness!

My philosophy has been that if we provide fun events and a positive environment to ensure you enjoy your evenings then maybe your days will be a little brighter and that will ripple to others around you both in and out of the game. Our positive vibes clearly reached a lot of people as the guild has dominated the game for an entire decade which is no small feat. We've been the luxury guild home that members return to when they resub throughout the years so every member past and present shares in our success. I applaud you all 👏

10 Years Of Victories
It's been a phenomenal ten years and I am extremely proud of everything we have accomplished. We've hosted over sixty progression raid teams, we've led hundreds of server events to benefit the wider community and we've run thousands of guild events to help make sure you have the most enjoyable time imaginable. The guild has taught me countless life lessons and I am a better person because of it. I honestly believe we have been one of the best guilds any game has seen and I wish to thank every one of you for contributing to such an amazing experience. ❤️❤️❤️


The Circle Is Now Complete

Back in December the devs made a big deal about it being the games 10th year and that it was such a special occasion they were going to throw a whole year of celebrations. This helped me realise that it wasn't just another guild birthday for us. It's a decade of achievements and victories. A decade of learning and self improvement. A decade of meeting new friends and a decade of incredible memories. Ten years of success is an amazing milestone for anything in life and for me it was a wake up call. It's time to see what I can do if I spend the next 10 years focusing the same energy on the real world! As we have always been an event focused guild, I decided to embrace the year of celebrations and run over 50 special events to mark the final chapter in the book of Stroke my Wookie. 😥

I kept my intentions secret so everybody could enjoy the party but as we enter the final months it is important that you are aware of what's coming so you can plan your future. July 4th is the guild's 10 year birthday and September 12th will be 10 years since I ascended the skull throne and claimed the mantle of Emperor. On that day I will either entrust lead to a successor or close the guild down.

A New Day, A New Beginning?
I have asked the officers if any of them want to continue the guild in their own image with one caveat; I'm taking the name with me into the void so that if the guild continues it will be a fresh start! I will post back in a few days when the outcome is known.

If none of them want the responsibility then on my final day in September I will bid everyone farewell and turn off the lights after the weekly reset as you move to your new guilds. Then I will let my sub lapse.

Update: Stuart will take lead of the guild on September 12th. It will be renamed to signify a fresh start and new direction. Check my comment below this news post for more information.

Grand Finale: Laugh It Up, Fuzzball!
There's no need to do anything right now. My last day is over 2 months away so the guild will continue to be as badass as ever until then 👊😁

I've planned three months of special events as a grand finale and starting with the next conquest, I have more than tripled our conquest rewards so you win 1 million credits for every 100k points. Thanks to Quartermaster Phrixi, we have several vaults of high value prizes to dish out in our daily Going Away Roster Giveaways!

  • Champion Killers Server Event Series - Get the Tyrant and Liberator achievements
  • Gree 100 Player Kills & 5000+ Manhunter Kills Server Event
  • Guilds 10th Anniversary 10 Billion Credit Guild Lottery
  • Guilds 10th Anniversary 10 Billion Credit Server Giveaway
  • Loremasters Server Event Series - Get the Galactic Loremaster achievement and title

  • Lots of the R-4 Anomaly Raid!
  • Manhunter 50k Server Event Series - We'll do at least 25k each session
  • Patch 7.1 Release 7.1 Billion Credit Guild Lottery
  • PvP Massacre: Rakghoul, Manaan, Oricon & Yavin
  • Treasure Hunters Server Event Series - Dozens of random fun achievements and titles!

  • Singing Raid: Songs To Say Goodbye
  • Goodbye Guild Lottery
  • Wedding
  • Drunken Monster Bash Server Event
  • Make final news post
  • Hand over guild lead or turn off the lights

Special Invitation

Back in 2018 I met the love of my life. In 2019 I proposed by hiding a tiny note inside a Star Wars Rose ring and then putting that in the last box of the Christmas advent calendar. In June 2021 we got married with a small ceremony that my mom, auntie and an old friend attended and then in October as covid lockdown measures eased we were able to have a second slightly larger wedding in Germany so my wife's family could attend. I asked her to keep our relationship secret in-game as I wanted to protect her from the trolls who target me but I know it's been eating her up that she can't tell her friends so now this era is drawing to a close, I want her to have what she wished for and more so in super ultra dorky fashion... please accept my invitation to the in-game wedding of Ula Vii and Lexendra on Saturday September 10th 💗 (which will be followed by an absinthe fueled drunken Monster Bash as our final event!)

I've loved you always. I always will.
~ Ula Vii ~


We get to go out on our own terms. Yippee Ki Yay, motherfucker!