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Stroke my Wookie

We are a SWTOR Imperial guild on the "Darth Malgus" EU server and we have members from the Core Worlds all the way to the Unexplored Regions which means we cater for a lot of different tastes.

Some people just do Flashpoints, others enjoy the challenge of raiding, a few focus on leveling up characters to see the different stories and lots of us love the action of PvP and Starfighter combat. As well as catering to all our guild members interests we also offer them many benefits.

We actively take part in the weekly conquest event which sees us compete against other guilds to claim ownership of planets. We encourage all our members to join in but it is not compulsory. You can read more on our conquest page.

Our officers are happy to answer any questions you may have, just shoot them a message in-game. If you are not a member yet but want to join us then sign up here.

Ula Vii / Jun 22, 2018

Cara has been valiantly leading the ongoing war against the Battle Masters each Monday night for several months and feels now is the time for him to move onto an exciting new campaign. I'm using this as an opportunity to improve both our conquest and Battle Master systems with the first big change being that in Cara's stead I have formed a group of keen eyed fearsome killers to lead our hunts:

πŸ‘Ή The Battle Master Killers πŸ‘Ή

Improved Battle Master System & Rewards
  • You can COD mail Encryptions of all types to me for 250,000 credits each (up from 150k)
  • Encryptions drop for 12 random people in the group
  • Frameworks go into the Officer's Vault in the guild bank
  • We now have a large group of leaders in charge of our Battle Master hunts
  • The event leaders will be working independently although there may be more than one at each hunt
  • There will be no fixed time and day in our event calendar
  • Different leaders will cover different times of day; morning, afternoon, evening and late evening
  • The leaders will check the alts they placed at the Battle Master spawn points and if they find at least 3 alive then they will form a group via guild chat and the Discord LFG channel
  • Once the group is formed they will summon you to location
  • Some days there could be more than one hunt, some days there may be none. It all depends on the hunt leaders schedules and what they can find alive.

Increased Guild Weekly Conquest Score Prizes
We encourage people to get the highest conquest score each week by offering several rewards for those that earn above 100k with their legacy. The results are posted in our CQ image gallery each week as a combined list of winners from all three of our guilds so the same person could win more than once. These prizes have been significantly increased as a big thank you for the extra effort you are all putting in due to Bioware's "improved" conquest system.

  • First Place
    • Wins the Legendary rank of "Minister of War"
    • Wins a chance cube
    • Wins 5 million credits for 1st place (up from 3m)
  • Second Place
    • Wins 3 million credits for 2nd place (up from 1.5m)
  • Third Place
    • Wins 2 million credits for 3rd place (up from 1m)
  • General
    • 200k credits for each 100k points (up from 100k)
    • 300k credits for each 200k points (up from 200k)
    • Top single character point scorers in each of our 3 guilds wins 1 million credits (up from 1 person)
These changes take effect immediately and because I haven't sent out the prizes for last week's conquest yet then those will be the first of the increased rewards. Our new Battle Master system will go live within a few days of this post. Please do join in when you see the opportunity as it's fun to do things in groups, it helps the guild and it brings you one step closer to buying that shiny new item you've been watching on the GTN 🌟

Play well and have fun!
~ Ula Vii ~


Republic Overseer 😜

Ula Vii / May 08, 2018

Most of you know that I have been championing having the guild cap increased above 1000 since before the merges in December. Despite over 250 posts the devs have chosen to ignore our pleas for help. The guild cleaning is down to 10 days of inactivity which is sadly a necessity to allow you, your friends, your alts and new friends we haven't met yet to join us. Think of it this way; the cap is 1000 and we have over 500 active accounts so technically that means most people could have just 1 alt in guild.

It is impractical to continue daily guild cleaning and due to the producer's deafening silence I have been forced to put the backup plan into action so effective immediately we are activating all three of our guilds:

Imperial: Stroke my Wookie (Alpha)
Our primary guild is super popular which has led to it becoming full to the limit so we're hoping some of you will volunteer to move characters over to our second Imp guild. SMW Alpha will continue to aim for 1st place on each of the planets based on our Normal Rotation so this is the place to be if you want the conquest achievements and titles.

Imperial: Stroke my WookΓ­e (Beta)
We have reactivated our original guild that was merged over from ToFN so we now have two Imperial SMW guilds. If you want all your characters under one roof then the Beta guild is the place for you. This is not a dead alt guild but a second active Imperial home. Conquest wise, this one will target Large Yield planets with the aim to cross the yield line but not to take 1st place. This is where you can get your new augment materials and encryptions.

Republic: Stroke my Wookiee
Our Republic guild is a great place to meet up with wookies on the other side. It is the quietest of our guilds as we don't run a lot of events over there but that may change soon πŸ˜‰ When it comes to conquest, SMW Rep will invade Medium Yield planets. The aim is just to cross the 550k yield line but not to take 1st place.

If you are not interested in conquest then it doesn't really matter which guild you join as our events and competitions are shared across them all πŸ˜€

Please Help!
We are one of the most popular SWTOR guilds in the world and we fill over 30 spots every day. I want everybody to be able to have all their characters in one guild. I beg you. Please help. I am not asking a lot of you, just post #uniteourcharacters in this thread anytime you see it slip off the first page:

Do not give up. Help me to help you by showing Musco, Keith and Charles that this affects all of us.

Questions & Answers

How To Join?
Myself and Cara will be available tonight (Tuesday May 8th) after 20:30 BST to handle the first wave of invites. Cara and Silver will be around on Wednesday afternoon to handle more. I will ask the other officers to help with this as well.

What About Communications?
We are sticking with Teamspeak for our voice comms and Discord for cross guild/faction text chat:

SMW Discord:

There are 6 channels:
  • welcome - Read only welcome message
  • new-arrivals - The server will auto-announce here when new members join the server
  • guild-invites - Used for when you want to have a character invited to one of our guilds
  • group-finder - Cross guild and cross faction LFG channel
  • ghost-battalion - Channel for Ghost Battalion to LFG, ask question and swap tips
  • general-chat - This one's a trial. If you know you can't say it in guild chat then don't say it here!
One concern that several officers brought up was what a pain it would be to moderate so I've been pretty strict on the permissions system. Additionally, if you try to use any of the channels beyond their specified purpose then you will get a warning. If you do it again then you get banned from the Discord server. For more substantial discussions you should continue to use the website forums.

Once you've joined the server please right click your user and choose "Change Nickname". Set it to match your in-game name/member note so we know who you are. Don't worry, this only changes your name on our server.

Why Not Use Discord For Voice Comms?
500-800 guild members listed in the Discord user list will be ultra shit plus moderating or even just reading more varied chat channels will by massively time consuming. It does work well for smaller groups but not for a guild of our size.

Why Not Three 1st Places?
Two reasons, one is that it will take a lot of effort from myself, the officers and you. Nobody wants that kind of pressure. The bigger reason is that we don't want to piss off everybody else on the server, Bioware already did a great job of that with their new improved "3 planet" conquest 😁

Isn't This A Lot Of Effort?
Yes. 3 guilds means myself and the officers have to do three times the work which sucks. If we can persuade the producers to increase the cap to 10k+ then we'll merge our two Imp guilds back together. I look forward to that day.

What About The Weekly Conquest Prizes?
I will continue to do conquest scoring but now it will be across all three guilds. For the last few years I have totaled up everybody's scores based on the legacy and member notes. Now I will do the same for all three guilds but we we will continue to have a single score board which means you could appear in there more than once. Here's an example to make things clearer:

  1. Player A - SMW Alpha - 150,123
  2. Player B - SMW Beta - 140, 000
  3. Player C - SMW Rep - 130, 444
  4. Player A - SMW Beta - 120,120 (Same player as 1st place but different guild)
It's being handled this way to save time on my part. Having three guilds already means all my work is tripled and having to double check every legacy/member note across all three guilds for CQ scoring purposes will be too much for me to handle on a weekly basis. The Bright side is, you can win more than once πŸ˜€

What About The Guild Lottery?
The only competition that is guild specific is our bi-weekly lottery which will only be run in our Alpha guild. It takes a lot of time to count all the tickets in just one guild bank and it's much better to have a single large prize pot instead of 3 smaller ones.

Increased Member Cap vs Account Number Cap
The current 1000 limit is on characters. Several people have suggested a better solution over increasing the cap is for the devs to change it to be 1000 accounts with unlimited alts. I love that solution however the reason I am pushing for a member cap increase is because it should be easier for the devs to change a number then it is to change the entire cap system. They already increased the cap from 500 a few years ago so they already have the knowledge of how to do this.